SERVICE as expected at places like these, expect a wait time. That was honestly my only downfall in terms of service. We arrived at 12:15 for our 12:15 reservation and was not seated until maybe 12:45-1pm which was a bit long in my opinion especially since we had a reservation. But once we were seated, service was amazing. Our waitress was super attentive despite having to deal with multiple tables. Kept our water and liquor cups filled and took our order promptly. Our food also arrived pretty quickly which made up for the long wait time. Everyone there does a great job of celebrating you so I would highly recommend coming here for celebrations. Our table got a round of shots for free to celebrate my friends birthday. FOOD Their menu was pretty extensive in my opinion for it to be a lit brunch spot. They serve both brunch and lunch all day. I was eyeing the griddle sliders because I'm a McGriddle lover and they met my expectations. They come with three and are very filling and sweet without the need of extra syrup. I did get hash browns as a side but I think I would've preferred fries to be honest. The hash browns were two mini ones which wasn't my favorite. Overall, nice spot for celebrating! Great vibes and great food!

Food was honestly pretty good, which really surprised me considering the atmosphere is very.. interesting. It seems like it wouldn't be that great but in all honesty it was amazing. It took us a bit to be seated and they ask you to wait in the bar while you wait for your table. That sounded okay until I realized the bar was a super freaking tiny space with no seats and about 30 others in there waiting on the same thing. Food and drinks were good. Decently priced and came out quickly. The servers are super sweet and it cracks me up how they call you a bitch. Very "girl coded" if you know what I mean

Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, spinach w/ Dressing. $12.00 Basic breakfast but does its job. Great Value. The seats are very uncomfortable, outdoor metal seats. Cafe con leche (free) check in with Yelp! Busy. Music. Fun. Staff works hard. "What will it be Bitches" Safe place to freely use the word Bitch. Enjoyed my visit. Part of Essex House by Clevelander / Clevelander South Beach Hotel. Free croissant and Cafe with Essex booked room. One employee was rude and rolled her eyes at me for not hearing her. The young gentleman making my coffee apologized for his co-workers rude behavior. That's A+ Guest Service. Thank you

This place geeeeeks! They call everyone bitch so don't take it personal, it's all for fun. We came maybe 40 minutes before they closed and the manager was nice enough to let us still get a table and order food. I got the maple griddle sliders because they reminded me of the McDonald's McGriddle but way better. Stuffed with bacon, sausage, egg and cheese. Yummmm!! And you know I poured a lot of syrup on them too. I wish the pancakes were a little softer and not crunch but it was still solid. This place is fun, they came around with shots for everyone at one point! Felt like a little closing party ha!

The service was great and funny, you will be called a bitch that's just how the dynamic of this restaurant works. Really chill spot for a morning breakfast close to the beach, was surprised at the fact of how many families with young kids were here. I ended up ordering the million dollar bacon skillet, will say that the plate felt a pretty lacking, I was still hungry after I had ate the plate. I think due to the plate being made with a Hennessy-coffee glaze the plate was priced the way it was. My partner ordered chicken and waffles which seemed like a much bigger plate for around the same price so she shared some of her food cause she couldn't eat it all.

The perfect place to kick off celebrations for your birthday, Bach, or any fun time. But don't come here if you're not cool with being called b*tch. My group of 10 came here for a bachelorette brunch on a Friday morning. We did make a reservation online ahead of time but we underestimated Miami traffic and half of our party was super late. Thankfully, they were kind enough to still get us a table. They even gave us a free shot while we waited for the rest of our crew. The space itself is pretty much all outside, mostly on a covered patio. It was a warm Miami late morning so it was perfect to be outside in a shaded area. They have lots of options on the menu and there was something for all of us whether we were wanting something healthier like the veggie breakfast bowl or something more decadent like the boujee pancakes. I ordered the fried chicken & waffles ($22) which also came with bacon, eggs, and hot honey. The waffle was soft and sweet and the chicken was good. It's not as crispy as other places I've tried and it's a fillet vs getting a drumstick/thigh. The bacon was as expected and the hot honey wasn't too hot/spicy. I also got the emotion frozen slushy ($15) which had rum, mango, strawberry, and lime. Delicious! And I was able to take it to-go since we ordered it at the very end of the meal. We ended up going walking to the beach after brunch and this was the perfect thing to sip on while relaxing under the sun. My group also took advantage of the check in offer for free cafe con leches! Let them know if you're celebrating something and enjoy the "surprise" spotlight + shots ;) Parking is pretty much street parking so carve out a bit of time to drive around to find a spot. Like I mentioned above, it's walking distance from the beach so you can plan to spend a few hours in the area!